Lets say, you find yourself alone in the kitchen with a mountain man. He's  rather large, smells bad and wants to make Christmas cookies.  No need for panic! Once again the Poinsettia Avenger is at the rescue with a few mountian man cooking phrases that might be of help.

Special legal disclaimer: If  the aforementioned mountainman says he wants a pint of buffalo cider or he'll burn you fort down, it may indeed, be time for panic.

Appalos- camp food made by skewering alternate pieces of lean meat and fat on a stick and roasting over a low fire when available pieces of potato or vegetable, were added. 

 Boudins- buffalo intestines stuffed with meat (sausages). 

 Buffalo Cider- a liquid found in the stomach of the buffalo.  Used by both mountain men and Indians to quench thirst.

Bull Cheese -Buffalo jerky.

Fizz-Pop -an early version of soda pop made by mixing  a little vinegar and a spoon of sugar in a glass of fresh water. Just before drinking mix in about a quarter of a spoon of soda. 

 Fly Blowed ,Buffler Meat- rancid meat. 

Gordos flapjacks - animal fat.

Grease Hunger- an expression meaning "I am hungry for meat." Grease and Beans an expression meaning "Food".

Hump Ribs -the small ribs which support the buffalo's  hump.

Larruping Good -anything which has an extra fine flavor. 

Lumpy Dick- an early pudding made by stirring dry flour  into boiling milk until thick, then serving with sweet milk and molasses or  sugar. 

Made "dog" of- made a feast of. 

Meat Bag -the human stomach. Stirrup bread made from flour, fat, and water. It was baked in a dutch oven or on a stick placed over or near a fire. 

Three Horn Drink- large cup of whiskey or rum